The Ultrasound
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"Ahh, Missus and Mister Multiplek! You're here for your ultrasound. Come in, come in! Missus Multiplek, if you'll just hop up on the table?"
"So, first pregnancy? Wonderful! Let's just use this big machine to take a look inside you..."
"Okay, we've got some guts here, I think that's a kidney. What the hell is that thing? Oh, never mind..."
"Well now, that thing looks like a baby! They kind of just look like lumps of dough at this stage, don't they?"
"Everything looks fine. We've got a head, so that's a good sign. Some arms, those things look like legs..."
"See those things? Yes, definitely legs, which indicates the baby will not have a whale-tail."
"I see only two arms, so chances are good it won't be a spider-baby."
"It's too early to tell if it's a batwing baby, because the wing membranes are not visible until the third trimester."
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