The Ultrasound
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"The spine is proportionate, so we can rule out any chance of it being a giraffe baby..." |
| "And not an alligator-baby either." |
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"The skull looks smooth, so it shouldn't be an antler baby." |
| "By looking at the jaw we can see it's not a beak baby." |
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"And you've been taking your vitamin supplements, so it shouldn't be a tentacle baby." |
| "But just to make sure you don't have a squirrel baby, avoid having too many seeds and nuts." |
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"I'm happy to say we're past the point where the baby might develop into a worm baby..." |
| "...but we'll need a blood test to determine if it will be a lizard-tongue baby." |
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